This is so freaking hilarious, and an incredibly relatable experience! My favourite lines that made me lmfao:
“This is after I was told we were doing delta patches to things but instead just to get 6 things that are labeled in the SCARIEST possible way I had to download 17meg.”
“Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.”
“Of course it has cleared out most of what I typed. I try tryping the right stuff in 5 times and it just keeps clearing things out for me to type them in again.”
“When I really get to use the stuff I am sure I will have more feedback.”
If it was Steve Jobs-
He gets stuck once.
“Why can’t I download Movie Maker?”
Somebody explains:
“Well, Steve, first you have to go to Windows Update, install the ActiveX controls, scan for updates, reboot, return to the website…”
Jobs:
“No.”
the execs starts pointing fingers.
Jobs:
"I want my mother to type “Movie Maker,” click one button, and use Movie Maker.
Everything between those two things is your problem.
or
“Phil owns this. Fix it by Friday.”
If it was Sam Altman:
He gets stuck once.
"why cant i download movie maker"
Somebody explains:
"Well, Sam, first you have to go to Windows Update, install the ActiveX controls, scan for updates, reboot, return to the website…"
Sam: "this looks directionally bad"
i want bill gates to write an email about the substack app
This is so freaking hilarious, and an incredibly relatable experience! My favourite lines that made me lmfao:
“This is after I was told we were doing delta patches to things but instead just to get 6 things that are labeled in the SCARIEST possible way I had to download 17meg.”
“Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.”
“Of course it has cleared out most of what I typed. I try tryping the right stuff in 5 times and it just keeps clearing things out for me to type them in again.”
“When I really get to use the stuff I am sure I will have more feedback.”